Hello My Happy People,
So we have all finally turned the corner and are getting healthy again in our home. Shaggy has been cleared by the vet and does not have to go back for anymore check ups unless he has problems. He is doing great and eating like a champ so we are all relieved!
My husband and I have finally started to feel better as well. We both came down with a horrible respiratory thing but we both went to the doctor this last week and it did us a lot of good. I'm sure our neighbors will be glad when we stop coughing completely. I know I will!
If ou are like me, you find it hard to just rest. Even when I am in bed, I still need to write or update the website. I can never just sleep in the day or watch movies all day long. SO I have actually been working on Into the West: Family Ties more as a form of "resting".
With luck, I might be able to settle on a publication date soon. Keep watching our social media for the announcement.
But for now, it's time for some jokes!
Enjoy,
Dianne
Q: Why are doctors always so calm?
A: Because they have a lot of patients.
Q: Why did the puzzle piece go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling a little disconnected.
Q: What advice did the doctor give the chicken to lower its cholesterol?
A: "Try to lay off eggs for a while."
Q: What did the doctor recommend for the gingerbread man’s sore knee?
A: Icing it.
Q: Why did the balloon dog go to the vet?
A: It was feel light headed.
Q: What is an Owl's favorite TV show?
A: Doctor Who.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy.
Q: Why did Doctor Strange refuse to take the elevator with his assistant?
A: Because it was Wong on so many levels.
Q: Why do shoes go to the doctors?
A: To be heeled.
Q: Why did the grain of salt go to the doctor?
A: Because it thought it tore its NACL.
Q: What did the duck get from its doctor?
A: A perfect bill of health.
Q: What do you call a deer doctor?
A: A hart surgeon.
And last but not least ...
Q: Why did the robot go to the doctor?
A: Because it thought it had a virus.
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