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Friday Funnies: Fun Times!

Updated: Jul 26, 2023



Hello My Happy People,

The traveling carnival is back in town with rides and games and lots of amazing food you only ever eat at carnivals. It is tradition for me and P.R. to go to the arcade game where you shoot arrows at targets. Every year we do a little bit better and keep getting a bigger prize, We will have to see what we come back with this year.


This blog is coming out late because I have spent most of the day working on a mockup of our new magazine, Book Banter Magazine. I have to say, I have had a lot of fun working on this and am getting really excited to bring this to all of you. We are still planning for a fall launch so keep watching our social media for the actual launch date.


But for now, let's get on with the jokes ...


Enjoy,

Dianne


Q: Did your wife get mad when you accidentally handed her a glue stick instead of chapstick?

A: I don't know, but she still isn’t talking to me.


Q: How is that book you're reading a book about anti-gravity?

A: Great, it’s impossible to put down.


Q: I heard you were scheduled to get a brain transplant, what happened?

A: I was but then I changed my mind.


Q: Did you hear my dad gave me a pair of gloves, but they’re both lefts?

A: Well, on one hand, it's great, but on the other, it's not right.


Q: What happened when your husband found out you replaced your bed with a trampoline? A: He really hit the roof.


Q. Did it hurt when you got hit with that can of soda?

A: Not really, it was a soft drink.


Q: Where you shocked to be diagnosed with colorblindness?

A: Yes, it came completely out of the dark grey.


Q: I heard your boss plans to fire the employee with the worst posture, is that true?

A: Yes, and I have a hunch, it might be me.


Q: Is it true you were addicted to the hokey pokey?

A: Yes, but thankfully, I turned myself around.


And last but not least ...


Q: Were you ever indecisive?

A: I thought I was but now I’m not too sure.


Carol Burnett and Robin Williams -The Funeral



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Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews):


Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)


Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):


LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

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