Hello, Posse!
I hope all is going well for each and every one of you this week and you are all having a wonderful Good Friday. We plan to have a nice fish dinner tonight and spend time together as a family. I am really looking forward to the Easter holiday this Sunday, now that I have everything ready to go for the holiday that is. I don't know what it is about Easter that I love most.
Maybe it's my childhood memories, maybe it's the knowledge that Spring is finally coming, or maybe it's memories of holiday mass with friends and family. No matter what the reason, I just love this holiday even though we are living far from friends and family this year and our celebration is just P.R. and I here with Shaggy. We will make this holiday joyous, even if it's small.
I thought with Easter coming up, now would be a great time for some bunny jokes. I hope you like them. Some really made me chuckle as I was typing them out. There is no sneak peek today for part 5 Into the West: Last Showdown, but I hope to have another one very soon for you. Keep watching the Friday Funnies or I might drop Sunday Sneak Peek post on my social media. If you do not follow me on facebook, now is a good time to start. Just go to Stephen Burckhardt -- Author (<--- click to go) and follow me for book updates and more.
But for now . . . on to the jokes!
Happy Easter everyone, enjoy!
Stephen
Q: What do you call a hare that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.
Q: What do old rabbits still backup their computers on?
A: Hoppy disks!
Q: Did you hear about the bunny who won the lottery?
A: He's a millionhare!
Q: Do you know why you never see bunnies hiding up in trees?
A: They’re obviously really good at it.
Q: What do you call a rabbit who clean your house?
A: A dust bunny.
R: A rabbit walks into a restaurant and says “I want a grilled…………………cheese.”
W: The waiter says “What's with the long pause?”
R: The rabbit replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A RABBIT.”
Q: Why did the rabbit eat her wedding ring?
A: Because her husband told her it was 18 carrots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic rabbit, an insomniac rabbit, and an agnostic rabbit?
A: A rabbit that lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Q: Where did the rabbit newlyweds go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon.
Q: Did you hear about the bunny who refused to go outside?
A: She was having a bad hare day.
Q: How do bunnies prefer to travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny's favorite music?
A: Hip-Hop.
Q: What do bunnies say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray.
And last, but not least . . .
Q: What did the bunny say about the Easter parade?
A: He thought it was eggcellent!
Story Time for Easter
The Littlest Easter Bunny -- Ms. Lindsey's Book Nook
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