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Friday Funnies: Busy as a Bee!

Updated: May 13, 2023

Hello My Happy People,

I have had such a busy week. I am really looking forward to this weekend. I plan to just make a few promos for upcoming author guests for my podcast and then spend the rest of the time writing! I have so much I want to accomplish so I need to get buzzy ... see what I did there?

This week I have booked so many great author guests for upcoming Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast episodes and more are coming! Just to give you a quick rundown on who is already in the lineup:

(Just click on the purple text to check out their websites.)

I have several more I am working to get scheduled for interviews so keep watching our social media and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast at or on your favorite podcast streaming service so you never miss a fantastic author interview.

Because if you love books like we do, you do not want to miss this podcast!

But for now it is time to get to the jokes so we can start this weekend off right! Have a great one people!



Q; What did the piglet say on a very hot, sunny day?

A: Man, I'm bacon!

Q: Where do sheep like to go for summer vacation?

A: To the Baa-hamas!

Q: Do fish ever take a summer vacation?

A: No, because they are always in school.

Q: How do you know the ocean is a friendly place?

A: It's always waving at people.

Q: Why do so many fish live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Q: Do oysters share their pearls?

A: No, they are all shellfish.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What can travel around the world all summer long but stays in one corner?

A: A postage stamp.

Q: Why did the android take a summer vacation?

A: He needed to recharge his batteries.

And last but not least ...

Q: Why do basketball players never go on summer vacation?

A: Because they don't want to get called for traveling.

"Summer is the WORST..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up

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Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews):

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66: May 17)

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 67: May 24)

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 68: May 31)

Angela R. Hughes, Historical epic fantasy author (EP 69: June 7)

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 70: June 14)

Wendy Jo Cerna, Christian Fantasy/Family Life Author (EP 71: June 21)

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)


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