(Veggie Burger selection)
Hello My Happy People,
It's about 10 PM here and I just remembered I needed to do a blog post. I have been working so hard on finishing up Into the West: Family Ties to have it set to publish September 19th in honor of my birthday. The eBook is on pre-sale now for just 99¢, you can find details about this below. Price goes up October 1st, so don't wait. Get your ebook now and lock in that 99¢ price.
I have also been working on setting up the layout for the new Book Banter Magazine, I started writing Free Bad Haircuts with Each Craniotomy, booked more interviews for Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt Podcast, made promo videos and reels for the podcast, and even managed to get to my writing group's online meeting this past Tuesday. I'm worn out just thinking about all of that. Now you understand why this blog kind of slipped my mind.
I am feeling a bit over stuffed from the veggie burgers tonight, so about some food jokes?
Have a great weekend!
Dianne
Q: Why did the sesame seed have to stay in the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.
Q: Where did the broccoli go to find a date?
A: To the salad bar.
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
Q: What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!
Q: Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
A: Never mind, I'm not telling you. You might spread it around!
Q: Why do French people like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
Q: What kind of fish love peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish!
Q: What kind of nuts always sound like they're sneezing?
A: Ca-shews!
Q: Why did the banana go to the clinic?
A: It wasn't peeling well!
Q: What candy is good to eat on the playground?
A: Recess pieces.
Q: What dance is a pretzel's favorite?
A: The Twist!
And last but not least ...
Q: What kind of fruit do twins love?
A: Pears!
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Just a few more updates:
Keep watching for more updates on the new Book Banter Magazine coming Oct. 1st, 2023. We will have loads of mystery, thriller, scifi, horror, and anything that goes bump in the night kind of books for children and adults in this premier issue to celebrate our favorite holiday, Halloween!
Coming September 19th, 2023!
The seventh and final installment of the Into the West Saga Serial, Into the West: Family Ties.
The eBook is on pre-sale now on Amazon.
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You are cordially invited to our online eBook Birthday Shower celebration. We have set the pre-sale price for the new eBook for Into the West: Family Ties at just 99¢ so everyone can help give Dianne the best birthday ever. We were going to ask for a birthday card shower to help her celebrate her birthday this year on the opposite side of the planet from her family and friends. But we decided to opt for an eBook Birthday sale instead. This way you get to give Dianne the gift of a paid bestseller that can actually help get her writing career on track and you get the actual gift of a new book for less than the price of even a cheap greeting card and no postage required! Click here for details.
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