Sorry I missed the Friday Funnies yesterday, but I spent the day in bed with a horrible headache. Good news is, it has passed and I have some great Halloween Dad jokes you can share with your kids tomorrow!
So why not just get right to it!
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid of what will happen if they unwind.
Why did the headless horseman go management seminar?
He wanted to get ahead in business.
Why did the vampire's girlfriend hate making out with him?
It was always a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Why didn't the skeleton go on the roller coaster?
He didn't have the guts.
What's a skeleton's favorite song?
Bad to the Bone.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
They don't have any organs.
How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Who helped the little pumpkin cross the road?
The crossing gourd.
What did the pumpkin say to its carver?
Cut it out!
And last but not least . . .
What's a pumpkin's favorite Western?
The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly