Hello, Posse!
I hope your week has been amazing! I have been getting back into my healthier lifestyle and boy am I feeling it! My heart my be happier with all the exercise and eating right but my old muscles are mad at me and making me pay for every new exercise. I know this is just temporary and my muscles will get used to having to workout again, but in the meantime I really wish we had a tube to soak in some hot water.
Today's blog is a little sad for me. I have had to come to the realization that I cannot in fact "do it all" on my own and do everything well. I have been doing pretty good keeping up with my social media postings and creating the podcast, plus I finally stopped working all day and all evening too so I could actually spent time with my better half. The problem is, I have had very little time to do some actual writing on the last book, Into the West: Family Ties.
With one of my Bonus daughters coming to visit, I know my time is going to be even more in demand so I had to make some hard decisions. I am going to take a vacation from my social media posting while Mary is here. I will keep the podcast going but the blogs will stop for a few weeks. This way I will free up a lot of time to keep writing the book and doing the new podcast but still have quality time to spend with my family. I do hope to post a few sneak peeks in the coming weeks so I hope that will make up for the absence.
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Today's Friday Funnies will be the last full Dad Joke blog for a while so I hope I can make this one really good. Or . . . at least as good as Dad Jokes can be.
Have a great day, posse!
Stephen
Q: What kind of bear is the most condescending?
A: A pan-duh! (duh)
Q: How do you get a Kansas girl’ to fall in love with you?
A: A tractor! (attract her)
Q: Why are elevator jokes so funny?
A: Because they work on so many different levels.
Q: What do you call it when a bunch of baboons start a company?
A: Monkey business.
Q: What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
A: Realitea.
Q: Why do nurses always carry red markers?
A: Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing that Arkansas.
Q: Why do couples go to the gym together?
A: Because they want their relationship to work out.
Q: Which Ocean is the most detail-oriented?
A: The Pacific.
And last but not least . . .
Q: I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger retired from acting. What's he doing now?
A: He's the Exterminator.