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Friday Funnies: Some (More) Good News!

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Hello Posse!

If you liked the TV show The Office, you have got to watch this episode of SGN (Some Good News) from the great mind of John Krasinski. I should warn you before you watch, I am not an emotional person but even I usually tear up every time I watch one of the SGN videos.

Grab some tissues, just in case, and check out Some Good News . . .

Now, in honor of The Office reunion video, I am going to share with you some office jokes!

A Day at the Office:

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you!

You have my Word!


To err is human

To blame someone else for it shows management potential.


The boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware issue.


Why wasn't the koala hired for the factory job?

He didn’t meet the koalafications.


The scarecrow's son asked him why he was outstanding in his field.

He just shrugged and said, "Hay, it’s in my jeans."


Yesterday at work, I saw a man being very inefficient and told him so.

He replied, “I know, but I’m in the kitchen remodelling business. I’m supposed to be counter productive.


An man goes to see his supervisor to ask for a day off.

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help moving and hauling all the heavy stuff out of the basement and attic."

The boss just shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but we're just too short-handed right now. I can’t give you the day off."

The man smiles and says, "Thanks, boss! I knew I could count on you!"


My office is so fun!

Lately, my colleagues started writing names on the food in the office fridge.

I'm currently eating a yoghurt called Susan. How cute is that?


Retirement is wonderful.

You get to do nothing without worrying about getting caught.


Job interview:

Employer: We are looking to hire someone responsible for this job.

Applicant: Sir, your search ends here! At my previous office, whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.


I got a job at a paperless office.

Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.


Last but not least . . .

A man walks into his boss' office and says, "Sir, I’ll be straight with you. I know the economy isn't great, but I've got three other companies after me. I'd like to respectfully ask for a raise."

After a long discussion, the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise and the man gets up to leave.

"By the way," asks the boss, "which three companies are after you?"

The man replies, "The electric company, water company, and phone company."


Quarantine Boredom Buster

Get out your crayons and hair dryer, it's time to make some great art!

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