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Friday Funnies: Rain, rain GO AWAY!

Updated: Jul 9, 2022



Hello My Happy People,


Today is going to be very short. If you caught the podcast yesterday, you know storms are in our area and throwing my plans off. I'm having a very difficult time concentrating and will just go rest for today. Something I am not good at doing. I always feel like I have to soldier on no matter what. But as I get older, I find my body often has a different opinion about such things.

I know I was going to do a sneak peek from Into the West: Family Ties, but I think I will save that for Monday. The worst of the storms should hopefully pass by then.


Have a great weekend, Happy People!

Dianne



Q: What is a ruler’s favorite kind of weather?

A: Hail!


Q: What do authors wear on rainy days?

A: Rain quotes.


Q: Why should you get financial advice from a meteorologist?

A: They always know how to find “change” in the weather.


Q: Why did Pepper send Iron Man to sleep outside in the rain?

A: She wanted him to get some rust.


Q: What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?

A: Fowl weather.


Q: What is the weather like in Mexico?

A: Chili today and hot tamale.


Q: What do you call a bear in the rain?

A: A drizzly bear.


Q: What do you get if you come in last at the Weatherman Awards?

A: A precipitation trophy.


Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?

A: In liquid assets.


Q: Why do mom kangaroos hate when it rains?

A: The kids have to play inside!


Q: How do you wash a waterproof jacket?

A: You dry clean it.


And last but not least ...


Q: What do you call a baby owl when it is in the rain?

A: A moist owlette.



"Hot Weather vs. Cold Weather? Which is better?"

Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)



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