I hope you are having a great week. Thing have been a bit stressed for us here. With things heating up in the Ukraine, we are keeping a close watch on the news. Now seems like the best time ever to find some fun things in life to laugh about. So we are going to share some hilarious Dad Jokes today. At least we hope they are hilarious, I mean the are Dad Joke after all.
So just a quick bit of business, we are coming along on the podcast and website redesign. In fact things are coming together enough that I have gotten back to writing the final book in the Into the West Saga Serial. I will admit to dragging my feet on finishing this saga. I have been working on it for so long now it just seems weird to be writing the final one.
I just have to keep reminding myself that it will not be the end of writing, I'm going to go on to other books after this. Plus, later I want to come back and write the next western saga, Surviving the West. Where Elizabeth has grown up and is starting a family of her own. There are so many great things to come. I hope you will keep following us. You can subscribe here so you never miss out on announcements and you can find all our books here. Just click the red text to go to those pages.
That is enough business for today, on with the jokes!!!
Q: Why was the calendar always afraid?
A: Because it knew its days were numbered!
Q: What is the best exercise to get in shape.
A: I heard lungers are a step in the right direction
Q: Why does dad always take an extra pair of socks when he goes golfing?
A: It is just in case he gets a hole in one.
Q: Why is it bad to sing in the shower?
A: Because if you get your shower gel in your mouth it becomes a soap opera.
Q: How are fleas and the Louvre the same?
A: They are both Paris-sites.
Q: Do you think the dryer is shrinking my clothes?
A: No, I think it is the refrigerator.
Q: Why do you only say 25 letters when you sing the alphebet song?
A: I don't know y.
Q: My cat is a math whiz. know what he said when I asked him what 2 minus 2 is?
A: He said nothing.
Q: Where can I go to learn how to make banana splits?
A: Have you tried Sundae school?
Q: Where did the tugboat go when it felt sick?
A: To see the boat doc!
Q: Why should you never trust a tree?
A: They are all kind of shady.
Q: How do you know if an egg likes your jokes?
A: It cracks up!
And last but not least . . .
Q: Why to bicycles have kickstands?
A: They can't stand up by themselves, they are always two tired!
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