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Friday Funnies: Once More With Feeling!

Hello Posse!

I thought I would go back to joke from kids for once last hurray this month. They have been so good I thought it was worth the hat trick. I promise to go on to another topic next week but for now let's hear it from the mouths of babes!




Q: Why was the strawberry crying?

A: Because she was in a jam.


Q: What do you call a duck that gets straight A’s?

A: A wise quacker.


Q: What does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A: A buck an ear.


Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.


Q: What building in New York has the most stories? A: The library!


Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves!


Q: Why do scientist always have fresh breath?

A: They always use experi-mints!


Q: How are dentures like the stars

A: They both come out at night!


Q: What's a tornado’s favorite game?

A: Twister!


Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis!


Last but not least . . .

Q: How can you tell when a vampire has a cold? A: It starts coffin.


Now enjoy kids telling jokes on Letterman in 1992


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