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Friday Funnies: National Beer Day 2021!

Hello, Posse!

It is National Beer Day and we will be celebrating tonight with a nice cold pint and pizza while we watch a movie or two. One of the things I love about where we live is there are some great breweries where you can try a lot of great craft beers.

While it's always important to drink responsibly, having a good quality brew once in a while can be a nice treat, especially on a hot day. I love the sampler tray you can get in some of the breweries. You get to try a lot of the flavors without having to buy and drink a full glass.

I have also found a brewery in the U.K. that I am planning to buy a gift pack from next Christmas. It seems like it's a must for every Star Wars fan, Original Storm Trooper Beer. (<--- click to go)

Some really love their packaging and the glassware is something I really feel like we need in our bar. I am already looking forward to trying a nice cold Storm Trooper Beer while I check out the printing of the final book in my Into the West Saga Serial. It is tentatively slated for a Christmas release. I have planned it this way for a special reason which I will share when things are ready to go.

Until that time, I want to leave you all with a smile and a laugh or two. Check out these great bar jokes!

Have a great weekend, posse.



Two dragons walk into a bar.

The first one says, “Dang it's hot in here.”

His friend snaps back, “Just shut your mouth!”


The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”

The screwdriver exclaims, “Wow, you have a drink named Phil?”


Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.


Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”


Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. The barkeep shouts, "Get out!. We don’t serve your type here!”


A five dollar bill walks into a bar

The bartender shouts, “Get out! This is a singles bar!”


An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and asks, “So, do I come here often?”


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he's ready to leave, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?” The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”


The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”

A time-traveler walks into a bar.


E-flat walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”


And last but not least . . .

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. One of them says, “We’d like a couple of beers, please.” The bartender says, “OK, but don’t start anything.”


Best of Bubba J - Jeff Dunham


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