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Friday Funnies: Murphy's Law Wins Again!

Hello My Happy People!

It's Friday, I'm stressed, and behind in my work ... so let's just get to it!

Have a great weekend people!!!



Q: What did the baby zebra say when he saw a piano?

A: “Mom?”

Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

A: Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans.

Q: Why don’t you trust stairs?

A: Because they’re always up to something.

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand by itself?

A: Because it was two tired.

Q: How can you befriend a squirrel?

A: Just act nuts and he'll love you.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk?

A: Because they’re all dead.

Q: Did you hear the rumor about the guy who invented LifeSavers?

A: They said he really made a mint.

Q: What’s better than Ted Danson?

A: Ted Danson and singin’.

Q: Did you hear the camp ground was on fire?

A: It was in tents.

Q: why do you hate Russian nesting dolls?

A: Because they’re so full of themselves.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

A: A stick.

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

A: “Aye matey!”

Q: What’s green and has wheels?

A: Grass on a skateboard.

Q: How can you watch a fly-fishing tournament?

A: On live stream.

Q: How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

A: Walking … JK, Rolling.

Q: Why don't they make a pencil with two erasers?

A: Because it would be pointless.

Q: DId getting a neck brace really help you get over our past?

A: Yes, once I got it fitted, I’ve never looked back since.

Q: Why did you enter a pun contest?

A: Because I knew 10 puns and I figured one of them would win ... but no pun in ten did.

Q: I thought you went shopping, why don't you have any bags?

A: I went to buy camouflage pants, but I didn't see any in the store.

And Last but not least ...

Q: How was the wedding you just went to?

A: It was emotional! Even the cake was in tiers.

73 Bad Puns In 5 Minutes

My Husky Really HATES My Bad Jokes and Puns!

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