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Friday Funnies: Mother's Day is Coming!


From Left to Right: Sister (Stephanie), me, Mom (Sharon)


Hello, Posse!


Mother's Day is just around the corner and it is time to think about all the great things that mothers do for us. While many people struggle with their parental relationships, others can be as close as best friends. In my life, I have seen families at both ends of the spectrum and everything in between.


Whether you want to show appreciation to your actual mother or someone who has been a mother-like figure in your life, there are many great ways to show some love today. With me living so far away from my mother at this point in time, I like to call up a delivery service and send dinner for her and dad so she does not have to cook today. It's not a lot, but it's something I can do to make her day a little easier.


Need some gift ideas? Tomorrow, I will be sharing a recipe on my social media for a Mother's Day Brunch idea that you can make ahead. Below, I have shared a video of some great DIY gift ideas you can make from things you probably have around the house. If your mom likes to read, why not gift her the Into the West Saga Serial books? (<--- click and go) You can buy the ebook versions and she can download them on Mother's Day. It doesn't get much more convenient than that.


Don't forget, we also have the last sneak peek of part 5, Into the West: Last Showdown coming this Sunday! Watch my social media for the link, I hope to finish writing it this week and get it published as soon as possible!


With today being the Friday Funnies, I thought a few joke with moms would be good. I hope they bring a smile to your face!


Enjoy,

Stephen


 

Sargent to recruit: What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? Recruit: Call for backup.

 

Q: Why are computers so smart? A: They listen to their motherboards!

 

Q: What would you call a tiny mom? A: A Minimum!

 

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying? A: Because it's mom was in a jam!

 

Q: What did the mama horse say to her foal? A: It’s pasture your bedtime!

 

Q: What did the Mother spider say to her baby spider? A: You spend way too much time on the web!

 

Q: What did the Mommie broom say to her Baby broom? A: It’s time to go to sweep!

 

Q: Mom, what’s it like having the greatest daughter in the world? A: I don’t know dear, go ask your grandmother!

 

Q: Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother's Day? A: Because she always forgets and leaves the phone off the hook!

 

Q: When do you know when something is really lost?

A: When even mom can’t find it!

 

Q: What is the first thought that goes through Mother's mind when she licks a dark smear off her hand?

A: Phew! Thank God that was chocolate!

 

Q: Know what I hate when I am waiting for mom to cook dinner?

A: When I eventually I remember that I am the mom, and I have to cook dinner!

 

Q: How do you know your mom has a loud voice?

A: When she yells at you at bedtime and even your neighbors brush their teeth and go to bed!

 

Q: How do you know you’re a mom?

A: When picking up another human to smell their butt isn’t only normal, but necessary!

 

Q: Why did Mom get mad at her son for yelling, “What the duck!” A: Because she doesn't allow him to use fowl language!

 

And last but not least . . .


Q: What are the best flowers to give for Mother’s Day? A: Mums, of course!

 

DIY Mother's Day Gifts You Can Make At Home


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