I hope you are all having a fantastic Valentine's Day. This year is quickly shaping up to be the best Valentine's Day ever in the Burckhardt household. P.R. is home from the latest business trip and we are just focused on enjoying the day being in the same town.
We have agreed to stop buying candy and all the normal, usually overpriced, things that go along with this holiday. Instead, we just focus on being together and enjoying each others company for the day and exchanging love letters. I am really loving our new tradition!
If you celebrate this holiday, how do you celebrate Valentine's Day? Share in the comments, we'd love to know!
Thank you all for following along with me as I try to make writing a viable career for me and my family. Your support is greatly appreciated! And now, I hope these jokes bring a little more joy to your day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I asked my boyfriend to meet me at the gym but he never came.
I guess we aren’t going to work out.
My wife just accused me of not having any empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way!
How did the phone get his girlfriend to marry him?
He gave her a ring.
I dated a communist once but it didn't work out.
In retrospect, I should have seen the red flags.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
My husband works at the zoo.
He's a keeper.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Know why bee keepers have the prettiest eyes?
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day!