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Friday Funnies: Libraries

Hello, Posse!

I hope you all have had a wonderful week. I have been working diligently on my next book, part 6, Into the West: Last Showdown. I am not writing this blog on Friday, I hope by today I can add an update and let you all know that I finished my book, sent it off to the editor, and am setting everything up for publishing while he works on it. That is the plan as long as the characters cooperate!

I am just waiting for our local library to open back up. They moved to a new building and as soon as I can, I want to take them copies of my books. They have parts one and two in their catalog but I have not taken them the other books. My hope is that one day they will have all my books on their shelves.

While I wait for the library to reopen, I thought now would be a great time for jokes about libraries and the wonderful people who run them. So check out these great Dad jokes and start off your weekend with a chuckle or two . . . I hope.

Take care, posse!



Q: Why did Dracula love go to the library?

A: He liked sinking his teeth into a good book.


Q: Why are libraries such tall buildings?

A: Because they have many, many stories!


Q: What book did the librarian read to her cat?

A: The Prince and the Paw-purr.


Patron: Where do you keep the conspiracy books?

Librarian: Shhh, They're right behind you.


Patron: Where are the books about Big Foot?

Librarian: In the large-print section.


Q: Why do librarians love a good joke

A: They always get the reference.


Q: Why did the librarian never go out?

A: She was always booked up.


Patron: Do you have any books with cliffhangers?

Librarian: Yes, they are right over . . .


And last but not least . . .

An agent calls his author client.

Agent: Hello, I have a good and bad news.

Author: Start with the good . . .

Agent: Jackson loved your book and literally devoured it!

Author: And the bad news?

Agent: Jackson's, my dog.


Funny Library Montage


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