Hello, Posse!
I thought today would be a good day to have some cute librarian/library jokes. I always wanted to be a librarian. The closest I ever got was working for a big chain bookstore for 13.5 years. I have always loved being around books. When we finally get our house here, I have to have at least one wall with bookshelves! I miss my books! My old bedroom used to look like a library. I miss that.
I have the first part of Part Seven, Into the West: Family Ties set in my head and am working on getting it all written out. I have a lot of things going so I am going to get back to work. I hope these jokes help get you in a great mood for your weekend.
Enjoy,
Stephen
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What is the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has the most stories.
What do you call a South American librarian who is always in a hurry?
Urgent Tina.
Why did the librarian win a Lifetime Achievement Award?
She had a storied career.
What section of the library can you get bitten by a snake?
Hissssssstory.
What has a spine but, no bones?
A book
Who's the biggest liar in school?
The Lie-brarian.
What did the librarian say to John Cusack?
Shhhhh! Don't Say Anything.
Why was the math book always unhappy?
Because it has a lot of problems.
What is a librarian's favorite meal?
Shhhh Kebabs
What did Ashton Kutcher ask the Librarian?
Dude, Where's My Library Card?
What did the rapper say to the librarian?
"I like big books and I can not lie."
What did the frog say when the librarian gave him a book?
Readit! Readit! Readit!
What did the librarian say to Jackie Chan?
Shhhh! This is Hush Hour.
Have you read the new bestseller about Stockholm Syndrome?
The librarian said most don't like it at first, but in the end you get hooked.
What is a cat's favorite book?
The Prince and the Paw-purr.
And last but not least . . .
What do dogs and libraries have in common?
They both have tails!
These are too cute not to share. They are not librarian jokes but they are great Dad jokes and they are so cute together!