Hello, Posse!
I hope your week had been fun and productive and are looking forward to an amazing weekend. I am working on so many things right now I feel a little stressed trying to keep up so today's blog is going to be short and sweet.
Today's "Dad Jokes" do not have a usual theme to tie them together. These are just a hodgepodge of some cute ones I have found when searching for jokes on Fridays. I will be getting back to writing as soon as I post his blog. Keep watching for more in the next book, the final book in this serial, part seven, Into the West: Family Ties. I am still working for a Christmas release. Fingers crossed people!
To find out more about the entire Into the West Saga Serial Book Collection just click on the book covers below.
If you missed The Unboxing Video Wednesday, I posted it again at the bottom of this blog. I hope to get all the formatting tweaks finished this weekend so if anyone wants a hardcover copy of the books, they will all be very uniform. I will post on my social media when they are ready to go. You can actually order them now, they are just not "perfect". The corrections I am making are minute and would likely not even be noticed by anyone who isn't OCD.
Progress is going on the Into the West Saga Serial Companion Fun Book I plan to give out to members of the Members Only page this Christmas. If you haven't joined up there is still time. No strings attached, quit anytime. I never spam you with lot of stuff. To Join scroll to the menu on the top of any page of the website, click on exclusives and go to Members Only in the dropdown menu and sign up.
But for now . . . on with the jokes!
Have a great weekend, Posse!
Stephen
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A Golden Receiver
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
Why did the tortoise break up with the sloth she was dating?
He was taking things too slow.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Have you ever watched a sloth eat?
It's very time-consuming.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog!
What does a cat say after making a joke?
“Just kitten!”
What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What color do kittens love?
Purrple.
Did you know sloths never kiss on the first date?
They like to take things slow.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw!
Why did the cat need an accountant to fix his finances?
He got caught up in a purramid scheme.
And last but not least . . .
Ever heard the joke about why the sloth crossed the road?
Never mind, it’d take too long.