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Friday Funnies: I'm Too Old For This Crud


Hello, Posse!


I have had a crappy day and could really use some bad Dad jokes to giggle at so we are getting right to it. I hope you all have recovered from your turkey comas and have a great weekend ahead of you. I plan to spend a quiet weekend to recover from this week!


Great Entertainment


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But now, on with the jokes!


Enjoy,

Stephen


 

Q: What do you call it when an old soccer player gets three goals?

A: A Gerihat-trick!

 

Q: What do you do if you lose your watch in an old age home?

A: You search every nook and granny.

 

Q: What awards show do old people watch?

A: The Grammys

 

Q: How do you know you are old?

A: When you throw a big party and your neighbors don't even realize it.

 

Q: How do you know you are getting old?

A: When you spend more buying candles than you spend on the birthday cake.

 

Q: How are stars and dentures alike?

A: They both come out at night.

 

Q: What is a sure fire way to have a smoking hot body when you are old?

A: Get cremated.

 

Q: Why did the newlyweds buy an apple orchard.

A: They wanted to live to a ripe old age together.

 

Q: What it the best thing about being old?

A: It doesn't last very long.

 

Q: What are the 5 signs of getting old?

A: 1) becoming forgetful . . . what was the question?

 

Q: What happened to the cowboy who believed that eating gunpowder on breakfast would make him life a long life?

A: He died a the age of 98 and left behind 7 children, 26 grandchildren and 58 great grandchildren, and a 20 foot hole in the crematorium.

 

And last but not least . . .


Q: Why do old men tell "Dad Jokes"?

A: Because they might pee themselves when they laugh if the told funny jokes.

 

These go fast so you have to think quick. I'm almost ashamed to admit how much I laughed at these.


Short, Clean Jokes and Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time.




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