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Friday Funnies: Free Streaming Audiobook!


Hello My Happy People!


I hope you had a wonderful week and are looking forward to an even better weekend!

I have some amazing news, which I am sure you can guess by the cover photo.


I FINISHED THE BETA AUDIOBOOK!!!!!


Shocking, I know! I know I am shocked it's finally done. In truth, the new studio grade audio equipment made it all so much easier to do. Going forward when I start recording the final versions for all of the audiobooks in the Into the West Saga Serial, it will go much faster than previously expected. I am actually looking forward to doing it all now.


But before I jumping into making all of the audiobooks, I need to finish writing Into the West: Family Ties. Which is what I plan on focusing on from now on. There is only a little bit more work I have left to do on the website to get it mostly updated. I need to check a few things and maybe tweak a bit of the SEO information but the major updates are done. This has been a long road getting everything set up to move forward after the Into the West Saga Serial but not the hard part is done and I can just start focusing most of my energy on writing ... my favorite part of this all.


Speaking of writing ... I should get back at it. Be sure to go to the Members Only page and check out the free beta version audiobook for Into the West: The Orphan Train today. Please be sure to leave me feedback in the comments box on the bottom of the page. I really want to know what you think of the audiobook. What can I improve to make it better?


With today being National Rescue Dog Day in the US, I want to celebrate rescue dogs, of course, starting with my own, Shaggy "Der Verrückte Hund" on Facebook.


I also want to mention my favorite dog rescue, Shep's Place Senior Dog Sanctuary (<--- Click red text to visit website). They are "a refuge for abandoned old dogs in the Kansas City area. It is named after Shep, a rescue beagle whose gentle spirit and utter good-dogness convinced his owners to start a place to help others like him. " (from their website)


That is it for today, my happy people. But now it's time for the funnies!!!


Enjoy,

Dianne


Q: Why are all dogs terrible dancers? A: Because they have two left feet.


Q: What kind of dog loves taking baths? A: A shampoodle.


Q: What breed of dog can jump as high as two-story house? A: All breeds, houses can’t jump!


Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Bring him in the house!


Q: What kind of dog is always on time? A: A watchdog.


Q: What kind of dog needs glasses? A: A cock-eyed spaniel.


Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because it’s too hard to run in a triangle.


Q: What kind of dog chases everything red? A: A bull dog.


Q:  What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A:  He stole the show!


Q: What do dogs eat for breakfast?

A: Pooched eggs!


And last but not least ...


Q: What do you call a cold dachshund?

A: A chili dog!

Funniest Dog Stand up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan



Funny Joke:

The guy sees a sign that says, "Talking Dog For Sale"


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