Hello My Happy People,
I hope you have a had a great week. With the holiday on Monday, I hope you at the very least had a short work week. If you are like me and work every day no matter what because you are self-employed, then you know that having a humorous break from time to time is essential! Which is why we have Friday Funnies!!!
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But enough business stuff!
I have a friend, Mel, who loves dinosaurs. So I thought, why not share some dino jokes in her honor. So let's get on with the jokes!
Enjoy,
Dianne
Q: What do you call someone who put their right hand in a T-Rex's mouth?
A: Lefty
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Doyouthinkhesaraus
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: Dino-snore!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex!
Q: What is the tourist attraction called where the animals are dinosaurs crossed with a pigs?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What do you call twin dinosaurs?
A: Pair-odactyls!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor in the rain too long?
A: Stegosau-rust.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with just one eye?
A: An eye-saur!
Q: Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?
A: Because its P is silent.
Q: What's it called when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A: A tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: Why was the Stegosaurus so good at volleyball?
A: Because it could really spike the ball.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur after their girlfriend breaks up with them?
A: It's a Tyrannosaurus Ex.
And last but not least ...
Q: Why should you never cross a T- rex with termites?
A: Because you get Dino-mite!
Clean and Funny Dinosaur Jokes For Kids
Dinosaurs - Baby Sinclair (Best bits)
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