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Friday Funnies: Christmas Jokes

Updated: Jan 25, 2023

Hello My Happy People,

I don't know about you but I am starting to look forward to Christmas. My bonus daughter Mary, will be here next week and I will be taking time off from everything to spend quality time with her and my family.

We have so many great things planned and I am really looking forward to it. I am recording a special podcast for next wednesday to end season one with. I hope you will join me to close out what has been a fantastic year for me, setting up my recording studio, figuring out how to do a podcast, and speaking with so many great authors. I can't wait to share season two with you. It is already shaping up to be bigger and better! You will not want to miss out!

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Until next week, have a lovely weekend!


Q: What did the wise men say after they gave Mary the gold and frankincense?

A: But wait ... there's myrrh!.

Q: What is it called when Santa get scared if he gets stuck in a chimney?

A: Claus-trophobia!

Q: What do you call an elf who refuses to make toys and quits Santa's workshop?

A: A rebel without a Claus!

Q: What do you call a ghost reindeer?

A: A Cari-boo!

Q: What do you say when a snowman has an angry fit?

A: He had a meltdown.

Q: Why do reindeer like the rocker Pink so much?

A: She sleighs!

Q: What carols do grapes sing at Christmas?

A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.

Q: What's the difference between the normal alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel in it.

Q: What did the gingerbread man put under his quilt on the bed?

A: A cookie sheet!

Q: Who is never hungry at the holidays?

A: The turkey, because he’s always stuffed.

Q: What did Santa name his dog?

A: Santa Paws!

Q: Where do Santa's reindeer meet for coffee?

A: At the local Star-bucks!

And last but not least ...

Q: What’s the absolute best Christmas present?

A: A broken drum ... you just can’t beat it!

50 Christmas Jokes

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