Updated: Jan 25
Hello My Happy People,
I don't know about you but I am starting to look forward to Christmas. My bonus daughter Mary, will be here next week and I will be taking time off from everything to spend quality time with her and my family.
We have so many great things planned and I am really looking forward to it. I am recording a special podcast for next wednesday to end season one with. I hope you will join me to close out what has been a fantastic year for me, setting up my recording studio, figuring out how to do a podcast, and speaking with so many great authors. I can't wait to share season two with you. It is already shaping up to be bigger and better! You will not want to miss out!
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Until next week, have a lovely weekend!
Q: What did the wise men say after they gave Mary the gold and frankincense?
A: But wait ... there's myrrh!.
Q: What is it called when Santa get scared if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Q: What do you call an elf who refuses to make toys and quits Santa's workshop?
A: A rebel without a Claus!
Q: What do you call a ghost reindeer?
A: A Cari-boo!
Q: What do you say when a snowman has an angry fit?
A: He had a meltdown.
Q: Why do reindeer like the rocker Pink so much?
A: She sleighs!
Q: What carols do grapes sing at Christmas?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.
Q: What's the difference between the normal alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel in it.
Q: What did the gingerbread man put under his quilt on the bed?
A: A cookie sheet!
Q: Who is never hungry at the holidays?
A: The turkey, because he’s always stuffed.
Q: What did Santa name his dog?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Where do Santa's reindeer meet for coffee?
A: At the local Star-bucks!
And last but not least ...
Q: What’s the absolute best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum ... you just can’t beat it!
50 Christmas Jokes
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