I hope you have had a wonderful week. Personally, I am so pooped! I had to run out today in the heat to run errands and since I do not have a car here yet, that meant waiting for public transportation. I do not mind using this mode of transport here. because they have a great set up in out town. It's very convenient, which is why we haven't been in a rush to get a car. However, it can make for a long, hot trip around town.
I thought since I was going out before the heat of the day and there was a cool breeze I would be good. Nope, I was still just worn out by the time I got home. The good news is I have new glasses and can see what I am doing on the computer so much better than before.
I am sure some of you are wondering how things are going on part 5, Into the West: To Save Them All. I just finished the first round of edits/rewrites last night. I plan to do one more quick listen using text to speech to go through one more time then it goes off to the beta readers for a quick check. It should get my professional editor next week. As soon as he gets it back to me I can get it uploaded and a publication date set. My hope is to have this one out at the end of the month with part 6 Into the West: Last Showdown out in July. It is close enough to being finished I feel safe hoping for that. Check out the updated information at www.StephenBurckhardt.com/books. (<--- click to go)
Have a great weekend, posse!
Q. What's a bee's back called?
A. His bee-hind!
Q. Why was the centipede kicked off the insect football team?
A. He took too long putting his shoes on!
Q. How do spiders communicate?
A. They post stuff on the web.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A. A walk.
Q: Why was the butterfly asked to leave the dance?
A: Because it was a moth ball!
Q. What did one firefly say to encourage another firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a chicken?
A. Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. How does a bee go to school?
A. On a buzz!
Q. What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A. A centipede with athlete’s foot!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What goes 99-clunk, 99-clunk, 99-clunk?
A. A centipede with a wooden leg!
Q. What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Person 1. What do you call a snail without a shell?
Person 2. A slug?
Person 1. No, homeless!
And last but not least . . .
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A. A walkie talkie!