Happy Booch Day! What the heck is "Booch" day you ask? Booch is a nickname for Kombucha. That lovely fermented tea drink that is full of gut-loving bacteria to set your digestive system on the right track for a healthy new year.
We are going back to LiveEatLearn.com for some great Kombucha recipes (<---click here) to help celebrate Booch Day! I LOVE Kombucha but often have trouble finding SCOBY's, the "mother" disk of bacteria you use for fermentation, in my area. The great thing about the LiveEatLearn's guide is they tell you how you can start brewing without a SCOBY. I've searched through many guides to Kombucha brewing and their guide is by far the best I have found.
If you have made some New Year's resolutions to get in shape and improve your health, you might want to check this out. There are so many wonderful health benefits that come with drinking Kombucha. If you don't want to brew it, there are many premade options on the market today. Just check out your local health food store or natural section in the grocery and try a few brands. You can find them with or without Chia seeds, a variety of flavors including ones that come close to tasting like popular soda brands. Drinking Live Soda's Kombuchas was how I finally kicked my soda habit many years ago.
But for now we need to get back to the funny part of this Friday Funnies blog. Since we were talking about Kombucha and health, how about a few fitness jokes? I hope these will give you a good chuckle to start your weekend off right.
Q: Can I make a confession? I’m not bench-pressing anymore. A. I feel better! That took a real weight off my chest.
Q: What exercise do hair stylists always do at the gym?
Q: Why did the fisherman go to the gym? A: He heard they had mussels there.
Q: Why did the shellfish stop going to the gym?
A: He pulled a mussel.
Q: Why did they open a gym in hell?
A: To exercise your demons.
Q: A peephole was found in a locker room at the local gym. A: The police are looking into it.
Q: Why did the chicken go to the gym?
A: It wanted to work on his pecks.
Q: Why did the divorced couple stop going to gym together? A: It wasn’t working out.
Q: Why can personal trainers always lift more than prisoners?
A: Because pros always outweigh cons.
Q: Why did the hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To firm up their buns.
Q: When I was at the gym, my leg suddenly started mooing.
A: The doctor said I suffered a calf injury.
Q: The lights went out in the gym today and the bodybuilders were left fumbling for their protein shakes.
A: None of them could find their whey in the dark.
Q: Why did the newlyweds buy a gym membership?
A: They really wanted their marriage to workout.
and, in keeping with the blog, last but not least . . .
Q: Why do some people not brew Kombucha?
A: Obviously they have no culture.
I Accidentally Became a Meme: Kombucha Girl
And for another Kombucha blog tie-in, check out this video of the woman who became an internet meme for posting a video of herself trying Kombucha for the first time.
WARNING: there is a bit of racy language but it is bleeped and blurred out.