Updated: Jan 21, 2022
I don't know if you have noticed, but this website is changing drastically. I have been hard at work trying to integrate www.BurckhardtBooks.com with www.StephenBurckhardt.com and www.DianneBurckhardt.com so everything will eventually be in one place. It is proving to be more of a challenge than I expected.
When this is finished, it will actually cut down on my workload (and expenses) once it is all in one place. I will have one blog for Burckhardt Books instead of the blogs for Stephen and Dianne. Though I have yet to get around to writing blogs on the Dianne Burckhardt site, I am always too busy keeping up with Stephen's.
When the setup is all finished, we will have one blog page, one podcast page, and just separate bio pages and book pages. Yay! So please, bear with me during this transition period. My hope is that in the end it will all be so much more simple for all of you.
I need to get back to the website maintenance, so let's get on with the jokes!
Q: Why is working at a calendar factory the worst job to have?
A: You don't get to take any days off.
Q: Why do construction workers throw the best parties?
A: They really know how to raise the roof.
Q: What do you call it when you stealing ideas from many people for one thing?
Q: Why are there so few people who go into archeology?
A: The career opportunities are in ruins.
Q: Why aren't unemployment jokes funny?
A: Because none of them work.
Q: Why are chemists such great problem solvers?
A: Because they always have the solutions!
Q: What can really ruin a Friday?
A: Remembering it’s only Thursday.
Q: What do you call a factory that makes products that are just okay?
A: A satis-factory.
Q: Why do you like work?
A: It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Q: What do you always tell your new hires.
A: Please, don’t think of me as your boss, just think of me as a friend who can fire you.
Q: What’s the best part about working on a team?
A: There is always someone else to blame!