Hello Posse!
I am hard at work on Into the West part 5. Be sure to keep watching my social media. I have selected a title and the cover art is finished. I will be posting the cover reveal on November first to celebrate National Authors Day. I have a lot of things to do so I will make this short and get right to the jokes!
Enjoy,
Stephen
Q: Why did the headless horseman get a business degree? A: He wanted to get ahead.
Why did the headless horseman get ?
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They are scared to unwind.
Q: Why are ghosts so lonely? A: They have no body to love.
Q: Why are skeletons always so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: How can you tell a vampire has been in your donut shop? A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q: What does a ghost have in it's nose? A: Boo-gers
Q: How do vampires sail the ocean? A: On blood vessels.
Q: Why did the Vampire get a subscription to the newspaper? A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: Why did the vampire use mouthwash? A: He had bat breath.
Q: What’s it called when a ghost has trouble with his home? A: A grave problem.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and the abdominal snowman? A: Frostbite
Last but not least . . .
Q:Why did the woman breakup with her vampire boyfriend?
A: He was a pain in the neck.
Do you know why we do the things we do to celebrate Halloween? Watch this video from the History Channel and find out.