Hello My Happy People,
I hope you had a great week. I FINALLY finished my first round of edits on Into the West: Family Ties and have sent it off to a few beta readers. I can see the finish line on the horizon!
I will be so glad to finish this serial. I have absolutely loved writing the Into the West Saga Serial, but I have been working on it since 2014 when I wrote a western as a ghostwriter and got the idea for the saga. I really want to do something very different before I start the next saga, Surviving the West.
The Book Banter Magazine is coming along and I have some fantastic guests coming up on Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt book talk podcast. Plus, P.R. and I are finally planning our first trip back to the US post Covid. All in all, things are going good. If I could find more time to sleep, things would be fantastic!
I decided to do some hair jokes today because I am actively searching for a new hairstylist. The last person I saw is a great guy, I totally love him. However, it has been almost a year now and I still do not have the hair color I went to him to get. I think it's time to move on. Plus, if you know me, you know I deal with everything with humor ... so, we have hair jokes!
Have a great weekend, people. Keep watching for more updates on Into the West: Family Ties ... coming soon!
Enjoy,
Dianne
Q: Why was Pavlov’s hair always so messy?
A: Because he forgot to condition it.
Q: Why should you always let a hairdresser drive if you are late?
A: Because they know all the short-cuts!
Q: Where do people at the North Pole get their haircut?
A: The brr-brr shop.
Q: Do you still hate your hair?
A: No, it’s growing on me.
Q: Why did the king ban all hairstylists in his kingdom?
A: Because he considered them hair-etics.
Q: Why was the woman’s hair mad at her?
A: Because she always teased it!
Q: What do you call it when a bee has hair problems with humidity?
A: A frizz-bee.
Q: What’s the raptor rehabber's favorite hairstyle?
A: A mo-hawk.
Q: Why do bees have always sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs.
Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?
A: At the baa-baa shop.
Q: What do you call facial hair on a bull?
A: A moo-stache.
And last but not least ...
Q: Why do hairstylists love to lift weights?
A: Because they love to do curls.
I couldn't find jokes about hairstyles so I just went with a classic video
Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets
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