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Friday Funnies: National Pizza Day!

Hello Posse!

I hope you had a great week and this blog finds you all happy and healthy! With today being national pizza day I wanted to share my pizza dough recipe with you. I believe I have shared this before but since the last posting I have been playing around with it and think I have settled on my final version . . . maybe.

I start out with the Crazy Dough (<-- click here) recipe from Gemma's Bigger Bolder Baking. It is a fabulous recipe that can be used as a great starting point for so many things. If you haven't checked out this site before, I highly suggest you do it. It is where I learned to make English Muffins and I now have my own favorite homemade pizza dough. I may never go back to store bought again!

Follow the recipe from the site but if you want to try my version, add in 1 teaspoon each of Basil, Oregano, Tarragon, and Rosemary, 1/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder, and 1/4-1/2 cup of shredded cheese. I have been very happy with the results. From this point you can make whatever pizza you fancy. I love using olive oil to lightly coat the crust then top it with Kalamata Olives, Feta Cheese, Spinach, and Artichoke Hearts. Yum!

Bon Appétit!


And now for the jokes . . .

Q: What do you call a fake pizza?

A: A pepperphony pizza.


Wife: Today I burned 2,000 calories in just a few minutes.

Husband: Zumba? Hot Yoga?

Wife: No, I forgot I had pizza in the oven. By the way, we are going out to eat tonight.


Q: Why was the Hawaiian pizza burnt?

A: Because it should have been on Aloha temperature.


Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?

A: Ant-chovies!


Q: How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

A: Deep pan, crisp, and even!


Q: What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza?

A: Pup-peroni!


Q: What kind of people don't like pizza?

A: Weir-doughs


Q: What is the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad pizza joke?

A: The delivery!


Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: He was eating pizza before it was cool!


Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to all the pizza parties?

A: Because he is a fungi!


Q: Where does Jabba always get his pizza?

A: From Pizza Hutt.


A pizza walks into a bar . . .

Pizza: I'd like a beer. Whatever you have on tap is good.

Bartender: I'm sorry but we don't serve food here.


This New Years Eve I want to order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight.

When they deliver it, I want to say, what took you so long? I ordered this LAST YEAR?!


Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

A: My pizza jokes can't be topped!


Q: Do you want one more joke about pizzas? Wait, never mind. It's too cheesy!


Quarantine Boredom Buster!!

Get your cups ready. Here are 8 family friendly games to try at home for a great evening. Make a little pizza, play a few games, sounds like a great family night to me!

Have fun!



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