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Friday Funnies: Goes to the Dogs!


Hello, Posse!


In case you didn't notice, yesterday was National Rescue Dog Day. This is a cause very close to my heart as we got our Shaggy from a rescue service in Russian. A local woman works here in town with them to bring dogs here that they rescued from puppy mills, off the street, and owner surrenders. We hope to get a second dog from her soon so Shaggy will have a friend.


I also support Shep's Place in the Kansas City area of the US ( <--- click here for their page). It is a sanctuary for senior dogs and does some amazing work with animals. Many of their dogs are available for adoption, but if they never find another home, the staff is committed to giving these senior dogs a comfortable, loving environment for the rest of their days. Who wouldn't want to support that?!


I would love to see photos of your rescues, dogs, cats, whatever you got! Share the love and drop photos of your furry, feathered, or scaled family members.


Don't forget to check out the Into the West: Last Showdown Sneak Peeks (<--- click here) to see what I have been working on. The page will be going away soon, so do not miss your chance to read some of the story before it comes out. Just keep in mind, those are rough and have not even had a first edit. There will be typos and mistakes.


I am working on Part 5 Into the West: Last Showdown and likely all this weekend. It keeps inching closer to the final page. I don't know about all of you but it is keeping me in the edge of my seat! I can't wait to share it with you all. Sadly that day is not today so how about a laugh or two?


It's time to get on with the jokes!


Enjoy,

Stephen


 

Q: Why do you need to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

A: If you don't watch where you are going you might step in a poodle!

 

Q: What did the dog say after he sat on sandpaper?

A: Ruff! Ruff!

 

Q: What kind of dog always keeps the best time?

A: A watchdog!

 

Q: Why are all dogs such bad dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet!

 

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

 

Q: Why are dogs like a cell phone?

A: They both have collar IDs.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a herding dog and a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

 

Q: Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the Big Apple?

A: A New Yorkie!

 

Q: Why can't dogs use the TV remote control?

A: Because they always hit the paws button!

 

Q: What kind of stores do dogs love?

A: Re-tail stores!

 

Q: How are dogs and a marine biologists similar?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!

 

Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?

A: By itch-hiking!

 

Q: What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?

A: Her pet-degree!

 

Funny Dog Videos 2020

(one guy drops the F bomb but the dogs are so adorable I still had to share)


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