(Pictured: Stephen and Dianne in about 1968-9 and in 2013)
With Father's Day coming up this Sunday, I thought today would be a perfect time for some great "dad" jokes. Some of these are jokes about dads and some just good ole corny "dad" jokes I always feature on Fridays. I do have to keep the tradition going.
This year has been kind of hard for me and my dad. I have not been able to see him in person for the last three years. It is one of the drawbacks to living so far away from each other. Last year during CoVid19 shutdowns, he had surgery to have a heart pump put in. It was very hard for me to not be able to be there to help him and mom go through that. I am hoping to be able to see him again soon.
We are both very excited that part five, Into the West: To Save Them All will be ready for release soon. With any luck, we will have it to you for the Fourth of July holiday. What a great time to release a book. Long weekends are made for reading!
But for now, let's just share a few laughs and look forward to a great weekend!
Take care, Posse!
Q: Why should you be afraid for the calendar?
A: Its days are numbered.
Q: How do celebrities stay cool?
A: They have a lot of fans.
Q. What should dad do to stay in shape?
A: Lunges, that would be a big step forward in his workout.
Q: Why do dads take an extra pair of socks to go golfing?
A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q: Why are dad skeletons so calm?
A: Nothing ever gets under their skin.
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
Q: What do you call it when dad sings in the shower and gets soap in his mouth?
A: A soap opera.
Q: What is Forrest Gump's email password?
Q: What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
A: They're both Paris sites.
Q: What do you call a Salmon wearing a bowtie?
Q: How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
A: You follow the fresh prints.
Q: What do you call it when Batman leaves the Sunday church service early?
A: Christian Bale.
Q: Did you hear about the father who fell into an upholstery machine?
A: Don't worry, he's fully recovered.
Last but not least . . .
Q: Why is it inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad?
A: It's considered a faux pa.
Dad Jokes from The Holderness family
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