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Friday Funnies: Cats!

Hello, Posse!

I know I write this a lot, but today is going to be short and sweet. I had to get up and go to the doctor this morning and walking there in this humidity just wiped me out. I ran errands on the way home and carried everything back. I swear some days like this I feel like a pack mule. I really look forward to buying a car again on days like these.

So today we are focusing on cats. Next Thursday is National Pet Fire Safety and since I have done a Friday Funnies with dogs a few times, I thought today I would do cats. Next Friday I plan to look for fireman jokes.

But for now, on with the jokes (then I'm going to go take a nap.)




Q: What is a cat’s favorite cop show?

A: Claw and Order.


Q: Why should you never play board games with a leopard?

A: They tend to be cheetahs.


Q: How did the cat know she was going to have kittens?

A: Her pregnancy test was pawsitive.


Q: How do you spell mousetrap ONLY using three letters? A: C-A-T!


Q: What do cat's call getting to first base on a date?

A: When they have their first hiss.


Q: What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast cereal?

A: Mice Krispies.


Q: What is a cat's favorite color?

A: Purrple.


Q: Why did the cat sit on the computer?

A: He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.


Q: Why did the cat like batting around the remote?

A: It had a paws button.


Q: What do you call a huge accident involving cats?

A: CATastrophe!


Q: What was the cat's favorite subject in school?

A: MEWsic class!


Q: What did the cat need when it had trouble seeing?

A: PURRscription eye glasses!


Q: What do you call a cat that ate a bunch of lemons? A: A sourpuss.


And last but not least . . .

Q: A cat, a duck, and a cow all go out to eat together, who paid for dinner? A: The duck. He just had them put it on his bill.

Talking Tom's Top 3 Cat Jokes

Cats and Dominos


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