I know I write this a lot, but today is going to be short and sweet. I had to get up and go to the doctor this morning and walking there in this humidity just wiped me out. I ran errands on the way home and carried everything back. I swear some days like this I feel like a pack mule. I really look forward to buying a car again on days like these.
So today we are focusing on cats. Next Thursday is National Pet Fire Safety and since I have done a Friday Funnies with dogs a few times, I thought today I would do cats. Next Friday I plan to look for fireman jokes.
But for now, on with the jokes (then I'm going to go take a nap.)
Q: What is a cat’s favorite cop show?
A: Claw and Order.
Q: Why should you never play board games with a leopard?
A: They tend to be cheetahs.
Q: How did the cat know she was going to have kittens?
A: Her pregnancy test was pawsitive.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap ONLY using three letters? A: C-A-T!
Q: What do cat's call getting to first base on a date?
A: When they have their first hiss.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
Q: Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A: He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Q: Why did the cat like batting around the remote?
A: It had a paws button.
Q: What do you call a huge accident involving cats?
Q: What was the cat's favorite subject in school?
A: MEWsic class!
Q: What did the cat need when it had trouble seeing?
A: PURRscription eye glasses!
Q: What do you call a cat that ate a bunch of lemons? A: A sourpuss.
And last but not least . . .
Q: A cat, a duck, and a cow all go out to eat together, who paid for dinner? A: The duck. He just had them put it on his bill.